What Happened To Me?

If a picture is worth a thousand words then I’m about to give you a Russian novel’s worth. I suppose these pictorial revelations were bound to happen now that I’m a big blogstar and all.

How did it come to this?

That’s right, it’s School Photo Day here in the blogosphere, and wouldn’t you know I got a freakin’ zit right on my nose. I just can’t let Winnie Cooper see me like this.

I’d like to blame thank three particular people for bringing these images out in the open, but unfortunately my attorney keeps telling me to leave Kate Beckinsale, Diane Kruger, and Emily Blunt alone. So instead I’ll mention:

1. Jessie for digging these out in the first place. I’d feign something unnatural but the truth is that these pics are bloggy gold. Plus I already had a little fun with her in this post, and she’s a great sport.

2. Then there’s Keenie Beanie who dug up a picture of little eduClaytion that I haven’t seen in a loooong time. She considered blackmailing me with it but quickly realized how futile that would be since I’m the guy who already did this in front of the world.

3. Then there’s Ironic Mom who is the true creator of this whole School Photo Day. So you should really be jumping onto her site today whether it’s to leave your picture post or just to check out hers.

Okay then, off we go! I know you want to see me in drag so feast your eyes on this tasty treat.