20 Florida Scavenger Hunt Ideas!
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Before I departed for vaClaytion, Ironic Mom had the idea for me to do a Florida Scavenger Hunt. And since she’s really good at ideas I knew it was the right thing to do.
Here are the scavenger hunt clues I had to find in the Sunshine State. (That’s a thing right?) Could another human ever possibly match this exact list? Doubtful.
1. Hammer Pants
2. Someone tooting in the ocean
3. Hulk Hogan’s house (It’s apparently Hulk Hogan wrestler week here at eduClaytion)
4. A pirate ship
5. A treasure chest
6. Stingrays to pet
7. Sharks to taunt
8. Get fondled by sea urchin (Yes, I realize I just broke my grammatical flow)
9. Appear in photo shoot for Clearwater Marine Aquarium
10. An amputee dolphin
11. An amputee dolphin wearing prosthetic flipper
12. A geriatric dolphin gettin’ mad height considering she’s the equivalent of an 80-year-old lady
13. Morning coffee with dolphins
14. A suicidal Egret (a.k.a. an egret without regret)
15. A beached turtle
16. Scientologists making purple Continue reading
Life. Culture. Education.
Life as Pop Culture Professor Clay Morgan
In The Matrix, Morpheus tells Neo he can take the blue pill and go on believing whatever he wants to believe. Or he can take the red pill to stay in Wonderland and find out how deep the rabbit hole goes.
This is a red pill type site that provides information in an entertaining way. It’s about clear thinking and good writing. It’s about finding meaning amidst the absurd. It’s about humor and truth.
I’m a writer / speaker who teaches history and political courses at a couple of local colleges. Where is local, you say? Well, that would be Wonderland of course.
On topics ranging from pop culture to the meaning of life, my brain’s always poppin’. Take the red pill and unplug.
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