Open Ended Questions & Pregnant Bowlers

During the holiday break, I’ve discovered another way that Google makes life better. Well, more interesting anyway.

Have you ever begun typing a search question only to have random phrases suggested to help you complete your query? These phrases are based on real searches done by real people, and they are fascinating. I’m amazed at how many people go directly to the Google box with life’s largest dilemmas, but apparently they do. You really should try it out.

You can start simple enough. For example, type in a basic open ender like “how do I” and see what pops up. My personal favorite is “how do I know if I’m pregnant.” Sorry honey, anyone who could potentially create life should at least be equipped enough to figure out that little mystery without Google. Maybe she should chat with all the people asking “how do I get pregnant.”

Here’s some other tasty little chestnuts from the search monster. They are as interesting as they are indicative of how insane our society has become. All you have to do is begin to suggest something like…

Why would anyone…

Hits under this opener range from “why would anyone believe in God” to “why would anyone name a cleanser Ajax.” What the? You can also explore why anyone would get married, buy a Mac, or play Russian roulette. My favorite has to be “why would anyone want to be led by you.”

What should I…

This one’s good for figuring out that Halloween costume or the right Christmas gift for your boyfriend, but my personal favorite is the blunt “what should I do with my life.” Your in luck though. Looks like there’s even a quiz to find the answer.

What will…