We’re All On Drugs
Pfizer is getting in on the bailout fun. The pharmaceutical giant will provide free drugs to folks who have lost their jobs recently. The interesting point here w
ould have to do with the inclusion of Viagra for the jobless.
Call me old-fashioned, but if you’ve recently lost your job, the last thing you need is Viagra and the distractions that come with all that. If your distractions last for more than four hours, how in the world will you get any applications filled out? I would focus on beefing up a resume instead. I can imagine the conversation.
DOCTOR: What seems to be the problem?
JOBLESS GUY: I recently lost my job.
DR.: What am I supposed to do?
JG : Give me Viagra.
DR.: Do you work in porn?
JG: No, I just want to be ready in case the time is right.
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